This is one of my favorite poems!!!!!!

A Man Who Lived In Leeds!!!!!!!!!

There was a man who lived in Leeds;

He filled his garden full of seeds.

And when the seeds begaan to grow,

It was like a garden filled with snow.

But when the snow bean to melt,

It was like a ship without a belt.

And when the ship began to sail,

It was like a bird without a tail.

And when the bird began to fly,

It was like an eagle in the sky.

And when the sky began to roar,

It was like a lion at my door.

And when the door began to crack,

It was like a penknife in my back.

And when my back began to bleed --I was dead, dead, dead indeed!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"