ways to be REALLY annoying
How To Get Kicked Out Of WalMart
:pA couple of ways to get kicked out of walmart.:p
-Grab bebe gun, load with skittles. Shoot at people and scream TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!
-Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
-Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
-Take fishing poll, put chocolate on line. Fling line at peoples hair and say I GOT SOMTHIN!!
-Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
-Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
-Grab barbie. Throw at clerk and say I'M A BARBIE GIRL!!!!!
-Go Up To The Manager And Ask If They Have Sandwichs Shaped Like A Witch And When They Say No Scream Your Afraid Of Witchs
-Throw oranges at people yelling: "UNLEASH THE POWER OF THE SUN!!"
WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON AN ELEVATOR
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5. Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hey Greg. How's your day been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
9. Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
11. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
12. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
13. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
14. Swat at flies that don't exist.
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