1. get a bottle of ketchup and squirt it on the baby dolls.
2. hide eggs all over the store and let them rot.
3. take a nap on the furniture on display.
4. walk up to an employee and yell, code 6 in isle 5! and see what happens.
5. ride bike through the store.
6. Buy a $200 item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times.
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from ???Mission Impossible???.
8. Move a ???CAUTION ??? WET FLOOR??? signs to a carpeted area.
9. Sit down and relax on the patio furniture until they kick you out.
10. Set up a tent in the camping department.
11. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
12. Take pictures of absolutely everything.
13. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can???t you people just leave me alone?!?"
14. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yell ???PICK ME! PICK ME!???
17. See what you can ???catch??? by casting fishing poles into different isles.
18. Play football and see how many people you can get to join in.
19. Play soccer using the whole store as your field.
20. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store.
21. Try to get people to race you across the store.
22. Sit on the floor and watch T.V. in the electronics department.
23. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get.
24. Superglue quarters to the floor and count how many people try to pick them up.
25. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up.
26. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store.
27. When someone is behind you in a narrow aisle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself.
28. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and pretend to be superman.
30. Walk up to random strangers and say ???I haven???t seen you in so long!??? etc. and see if they play along to avoid embarrasment.
31. Ask a random person for their autograph.
32. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don???t tell them that they???re playing.
33. Test brushes and combs.
34. Take up an entire toy aisle with a G.I. Joe vs. Rescue Heroes battle of epic proportions.
35. Take bets on the battle.
36. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper.
37. Follow people while humming, "whatcha gon

1. He babbles on when he talks to you.
2. There are long pauses between his comments.
3. He tries some how to relate, to you in many ways
4. He complements you at odds times, in various places.
5. If a guy, admits something slightly embarrassing or unknown to you willing.
6. If you catch him always smiling at you-Constantly
7. If makes fun of you in a harmless way, especially if he makes you laugh.
8. He wtches you as you walk by.
9. Gives you an uncommon way of contact him.
10. He digs for untypical information.
11. If he hangs around you a lot.
12. if he ever does flirty things, like smiling or winking.