Bella enjoys neglecting people. She's way too preoccupied on a sparkly vampire (hint hint.) Don't get me wrong, I like the book, but SERIOUSLY?!? Look at this list of her neglect-ees:

1. Mike
2. Tyler
3. Eric
4. Mike again
5. Jacob
6. Mike once more

Seriously!! Sure, that smiley vampire might be cool but think of some other people every once in awhile!!!

Oh well. I didn't write the book. Maybe Stephanie Meyers has a reason to make Bella neglect people...

BUT 6?

(Sorry Team Edwards.)