Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant,
No!No!I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone-
(Dear me!I am not certain quite
That even now I've got it right.)

Howe're it was,he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee-
(I fear I'd better drop the song
of elephop and telephong.)