Pie is evil. It's a true story. Here's prove:

One day I was helping my mom with groceries. She had bought 5 pies. I told her that pie was evil. She and my sister laughed.

When we got home, my mom carried the pies in. A few minutes later, I was rushing to help my sister with the door and CRASH!!!!! The pies had fallen to the floor. When we baked them, it looked as if nothing had happened. The pies had used their evil power to remain intact so that they could soon take over the world.

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