Mom: You are in such big trouble!
Dad: You are grounded for a year!
Mom: Harold, THAT long
Dad: For drug abuse, yes!
*Kid stomps into room*
Kid: I hate my dad so much I wouldn`t care if he died tomorrow!

LATER THAT NIGHT...

Mom: Wake up honey!
Kid: Why? Im tired.
Mom: A gang rampage on the mainstreet! We need to hide!
Kid: What about dad?
Mom: He was drinking coffee outside.
Kid: Is he okay?
Mom: Don`t know, but we need to hide!

THE NEXT MORNING...

News reporter:Nobody was killed, except for a 36 year old man.
SO WATCH YOUR WORDS AND PASS THIS MESSAGE ON! AND I MEAN IT!