Ha. These are rather funny.
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A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with Sidney. He called me a sissy."
"What did you do?" the mother asked.
"I hit him with my purse!"
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A man was driving down the road when he was pulled over by a police officer.
The officer said, "You're drunk."
The driver said, "Thank goodness for that, I thought the steering had gone."