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✦🎄🚨 TRANSMISSION ALERT — COSMIC CHRISTMAS CLEARANCE! 🚨🎄✦

Ho ho ho… our scanners just detected a festive disturbance in the trade lanes! 👽🎅
The Wandering Aliens are celebrating the season with a holiday clearance — snow-dusted vaults, blinking lights, and prices slashed across the galaxy! ☄️✨

🎁 CHRISTMAS DISCOUNTS
▸ 50% OFF all items in our trades (as usual!) 🎄
▸ 10% OFF Costumes 🎭❄️
▸ 75% OFF Easter Eggs 🥚🎁

💰 PRICING RULES
▸ Minimum final price: 500,000 MP per item
▸ If a discounted price falls below this, it will be rounded up to 500,000 MP.
▸ Payments accepted: MP or AU (AU @ 1:3,000,000 MP).

🛸 IMPORTANT RULES
▸ You must post on this topic to purchase — no mails or MMs. 🎄🚫
▸ This includes requests to separate items.
▸ Sale applies to everything currently in our trades.

🎄 SALE ENDS
Midnight, December 24th — when the sleigh leaves orbit, prices return to normal! 🎅🛷

Our sidekick wrapped the vault doors in tinsel and accidentally hit the discount switch three times…
Season’s greetings, happy holidays, and may your inventory be merry and bright! ✨🎄

☄️ — Wandering Aliens 🛸