"I hate Renekton because i hate squishies"
"Use Amumu's Q for poke"
"omg
i forgot that its right click to move and i died to a turret mashing left click
what is wrong with me"
"What if you went AP against Galio"
"how do i use passive"
"See notes

Schlemiel edge that I'm right"



-Honorable mention by Goldcard-

"sky is black and I hate black people"
"the only minorities we allow in this club is black people and asians"

-Saving because l o friken l-

"So we're 0-2 right and leona says
"If any of you die again i'm afking"
and she was serious

we ended the game 18-2. Nobody died after she said that.

I couldn't make this up if i tried, laughing my friken butt off"