A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling"If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull. The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant. The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was ugly drunk and your mom was a fat cow ?! The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver