57 SharonWhat do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo???
A woolly jumper!
5 AquafreashThree blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
0 dmigsA man. Wanted to go to the sun but he didn't know how so he went a night. Their is a dog called a shu wat do you get when you cross a shu with a bulldog a bull !!!! Dumd and dumber 0 dmigsThat didn't come out rite
0 tomtom2001Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really ed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
