What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

What do angry mice send to each other in December?
Cross mouse cards!

"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
Silent Night!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood!

Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter "Y"!

A definition of Christmas:
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

And Remember,
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.