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Thirst4Blood2010
Idiot TestThirst4Blood2010 13
Hi to all!
This is the official idiot test! Here are the levels of scoring:
Genius
Above Average
Normal
Idiot
Nincompoop
Moron

I was a Nincompoop.
You'll see why I scored so badly. Here's the test:

Good Luck!!!

1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?



2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have?



3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?



4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why?



5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?



6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?



7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why?



8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.



9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer?




10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?




11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?




12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?




13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first?



14. How far can a dog run into the woods?



15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last?



16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?



17. How many animals of each did Moses take on the Ark?



18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh?



19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen?



20. How would you address the President in 1950?



Post your answers here! Now you see why I scored as a nincompoop! Pass this on to you're friends!

~T4B2010 :addow_zombie:

Staff: This isn't meant to be offensive so please don't delete it. Thanks!:ninja:
Thirst4Blood20100
 Thirst4Blood201015 Dec 201013comments
Comments (13)
  • gregoentre 0 gregoentre1. Of course
    2. 1 a year
    3. 12
    4. Because it's her sister.
    5. Because he's not dead
    6. 6
    7. No. He's dead.
    8. They didn't play against each other.
    9. 77
    10. White
    11. 2
    12. The other one is a nickel.
    13. The match
    14. Halfway.
    15. 1 hour
    16. 17
    17. 0
    18. Meat
    19. 12
    20. Don't know =S    Reply
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  • Synastry 29 Synastry1. Do they have a fourth of July in England?

    --Yes

    2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have?

    ---One

    3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?

    ---All of em

    4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why?

    ---Its her sister....

    5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?

    ---Hes living you dont burry a living person...

    6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?
    ---I think 6

    7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why?

    ahh no...? Isn't the man dead

    8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

    Doesn't mean they played against eachother

    9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer?

    ---seventy-seven

    10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?

    --Wait how do all sides have a southern exposure...?

    11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

    ---3 apples

    12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

    half dollar and a nickle you said only ONE is not a nickle

    13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first?

    the match

    14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

    He cant "run into it"

    15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last?

    1 1/2 ??
    16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?

    obviously 9

    17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

    Didnt noah do the ark

    18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh?

    LOL he weighs MEAT

    19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen?

    14 stmaps?

    20. How would you address the President in 1950?

    I wouldn't I wasnt alive then    Reply
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  • gregoentre 0 gregoentreWoohoo! Above the average =)Reply
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  • speedwaygrandprix 13 speedwaygrandprix1.yes
    2.30
    3.all
    4.cos its a woman
    5.2 different states
    6.dont know
    7.no,dont know lol
    8.played 2 different people
    9.32
    10.brown
    11.1
    12.half dollar and a nickel
    13.the match
    14 till it gets tired
    15.1 and a half hours
    16.9
    17.no idea
    18.meat
    19.12
    20.sir    Reply
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  • javmi 15 javmi1.yes
    2.20
    3.1
    4.because it is a woman
    5. different country's
    6.6
    7.No. He's dead.
    8.played diff people
    9.77
    10.brown
    11.1
    thats all im bothered to do    Reply
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  • pompom234 15 pompom234I tried Its to hardReply
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  • Thirst4Blood2010 0 Thirst4Blood2010Wow! You are all so smart!!!Reply
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  • tazz03 0 tazz03yeah i dont think i would even pass this lolReply
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  • ParamoreLover13 0 ParamoreLover131. Do they have a fourth of July in England?

    NOPE

    2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have?

    s30

    3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28?

    all of them

    4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why?
    the beggar is a girl

    5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
    idk

    6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball?

    3

    7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why?

    no, he's dead

    8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.

    they didn't play against eachother

    9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer?

    10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear?

    brown

    11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

    1

    12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?

    half dollar and a nickle you said only ONE is not a nickle

    13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first?

    the match

    14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

    till it's tired

    15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last?

    why should I care?

    16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?

    9

    17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?

    Noah did the ark

    18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh?

    meat

    19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen?

    12

    20. How would you address the President in 1950?

    sir    Reply
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  • nooralhuda 0 nooralhudanope
    huh?
    all of them
    Its a girl!
    Cause hes american not Canadian
    I dont watch baseball

    im finishing this...    Reply
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  • Thirst4Blood2010 0 Thirst4Blood2010Four of them are wrong... 1 2 5 6Reply
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  • Pingoball 0 Pingoball1. Do they have a fourth of July in England? no

    2. If an average man lives 4 score (20 yrs.) and 10 yrs., how many birthdays does he have? 30

    3. Some months have 31 days, some have 30, how many have 28? Feburary

    4. A woman gives a beggar $50. The woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not her brother. Why? Because it???s her sister!

    5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada? Because he doesn???t live there!

    6. How many outs are there in an inning of baseball? 3?

    7.Is it legal for a man in Texas to marry his widow's sister? Why? IDK! I live in Australia!!

    8. Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this. There was a draw??

    9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 17. What is the answer? 32

    10. A man builds a rectangular house. All sides have a southern exposer. A big bear walks by. What color is the bear? White

    11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

    12. I have 2 coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins? No idea, we dun have that currency in Australia. But I know it in aussie! THE OTHER COIN and a nickel. I can tell yew in Aussie :3 It??? s the same thing. 55c, one is not a five cent coin. The answer is a 50c coin and a 5c coin!

    13. You have 1 match and walk into a room, there is an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove. Which one do you light first? Your match!

    14. How far can a dog run into the woods? Don???t know this one o3o

    15. You have 3 pills, you take one every half hour. How long will they last? Idk, as long as prescribed! Unless they???re sleeping pills, then PLONK!

    16. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

    17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark? 1

    18. A clerk in a butcher shop is 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What does he weigh? A lot?

    19. How many $0.02 stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen what? 6?

    20. How would you address the President in 1950? NO idea!! We have priministers.

    I failed didn't I >.<    Reply
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  • Thirst4Blood2010 0 Thirst4Blood20101. yes
    2. 1
    3. 12
    4. correct!
    5. he's still alive
    6. 6 (3 for each team)
    7. no, he's dead
    8. They didn't play each other. :3
    9. 77
    10. correct!
    11. correct!
    12. correct!
    13. corect!
    14. half way (then he's running out)
    15. 1 hour
    16. correcT!
    17. meat. :3
    19. 12 = a dozen
    20. Mr. President

    I think you scored as an Idiot. Good job! :3    Reply
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