Pick your birthday month and day, then pick a random letter!
Janurary-I killed a piece of hair Feburary-I kissed Old Navy March-I shaved a 16 year old April-I love that persom May-I am friends with myself June-I see a straw July-I love TreeHugers August-I see a trampoline September-I miss that nice person above me October-I am freaked out November-I am going to get killed December-I miss school
1-because a monkey ate me 2-because I'm stuck up with Twilight 3-because my stomach hurts 4-because I had a toilet to drink 5-because my toe nail fell off 6-because I love softball 7-because I love gel 8-because I am a suck-up 9-because I trust the stars 10-because I'm failing 11-because I hate reading 12-because Marapets is awesome 13-because I farted 14-because I love awards 15-because I saw you next door 15-because I'm a blonde 16-because I can't believe it 17-because I set on a copy machine and copied my booty 18-because I love my honey bear 19-because I'm sad 20-because I annoy my parents 21-because I am hurting 22-because I'm a surga momma 23-because I need to hire someone 24-because somebody still wipes my booty 25-because I love Lady GaGa 26-because I get told to chop chop 27-because I eat bugers 28-because I dropped out of school 29-because I can't spell 30-because my mom loves me 31-because I stole money
A-since I'm a Nothing at all C-since I got scared E-since I peed in my pants G-since I licked an old lady's foot I-since my sister gave me a spanken K-because somebody broke up with me M-because I am mental O-because I brought food to myself Q-because I'm tired S-because a seagull fell on me U-because I feed fish W-because my parents don't trust me Y-because I lost my car