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  • Gackzz 0 GackzzAh droodle.
    I have to go for now. (going out to eat with the fam. D

    http://i31.tinypic.com/28mheg8.png

    Made this though. LOL.    Reply
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  • Adellamarie 16 AdellamarieTwo men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.

    As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, Vietnam, 1969.???

    The other points his thumb behind him and says, ???Dog crap, 20 feet back.
    -=-
    It made me and my brother laugh...    Reply
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  • abria 48 abriaSo a guy and girl was going on a date. The guy ask the girl where she wanted to go but she said "whatever," cause she was on her cellphone. So the guy said how about that bar at the right? "Ok," she said and walked into the bar. She hit the ground and had a bruise and said "How dare you make me walk into a bar!" "Well pay attention next time," replied the guy.

    Yea its a bar joke...    Reply
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  • kumonai 14 kumonaiIAN

    A NERDY BOY

    OR A GIRL WITH A MALE SCREEN NAME

    The world may never know.

    EVERRRR.

    So let's forget that problem! 8D

    AND EAT ICE CREAM

    Unless you're lactose intolerant

    That would suck

    But if you were a bad guy we could squirt you with milk guns! With 98% lactose!

    And you'd be all ASDKHANOIDFHNJWROIMDSPFHN

    AND GO FART FART FARRRTTTTT

    and everyone'd laugh at you

    and you'd be embarrassed

    and you'd change

    AND COME BACK

    AS A CHANGED PERSON

    AND THEN YOU'D DO THE CHICKEN DANCE AT A SLUMBER PARTY WITH ALL OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES

    AND THEY'D GRILL YOUR HEAD ON A STICK FOR STEALING THEIR DOGS

    BECAUSE YOU WERE A CAT BURGULAR

    BUT YOU STOLE

    drumroll please

    DOGS

    AND ICE CREAM

    Because I hired you

    And then I grew fat

    And then I sued you

    And you'd land in jail

    And you'd punish kids for being bad

    And steal their WATER GUNS

    The world may never know.

    EVERRRR.

    So let's forget that problem! 8D

    lolz im so funny

    Meh, oh well. :c

    I thought that was one joke. 😆 If it's more than one, just go with the Ian thing.    Reply
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  • jillybug 0 jillybugI was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
    needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
    gas with the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
    and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

    Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.    Reply
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  • 0 DrexmuffinA young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"

    His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son."

    The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?"

    Once again his dad replied, "Don???t know, son."

    Pondering his thoughts again, a short while later, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?"

    Again, his dad replied. "Don???t know, son."

    The inquisitive boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?"

    "Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"    Reply
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  • Sewmi 0 SewmiHere is a joke that makes me laugh =)

    There is this bus driver driving a bus of senior citizens.
    This old lady comes up to the bus driver asking him if he wants any peanuts.
    The bus driver gladly accepts a handful of peanuts and eats them.
    The old lady then asks him again, and he accepts her offer again and eat them.
    This happens about five more times until the bus driver asks the old lady "Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?" The old lady replies saying "I have no teeth"
    Puzzled, the bus driver asks "Then why did you buy so many peanuts?"
    The old lady then replies, "I only like to suck the chocolate off of them"

    😆    Reply
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  • Cuorei 0 CuoreiI have chuck norris jokes v.v

    God made everything in this world.
    Chuck Norris made god (:

    Chuck Norris has such a good poker face, he can win a poker game with a blue uno card.
    😆

    The Boogy Man check his closet for Chuck Norris before he goes to bed.
    XDDDD

    Yeah, those are only 3.
    Ill post more if i remember them 😆    Reply
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  • Wandita 15 Wanditahttp://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/TLbux4.jpeg

    ^ I'm not sure if this made you laugh, but I'm a nerd, so mathematical jokes make me laugh, no matter how lame. ;D Though it's not really a joke, but, like... nvm. LAUGH SO I MOVE ON KTHNX    Reply
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  • Stargirl18 0 Stargirl18Aw thank you so much. (:

    http://www.officechatter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/golfballs.jpg    Reply
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  • AnimeDog 0 AnimeDogI love Sheyana.

    Man: "Hey baby,wanna go for a ride?"

    Woman: "No thanks."

    Man: "I thought you loved me baby!"

    Woman: "I do,I just fail at showing it."

    Man: "I hate you."

    Woman: "But I thought you loved me!"

    Man: "I do I just can't show it,since I fail so epically."

    Should Men and Woman really be toghether?

    I THINK NOT.    Reply
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  • Starrzz 4 StarrzzWhy did the chicken cross the street?

    To get to the other side. 😆

    ---

    Haha my joke fails, it's the only one I remember... and I can't find a good joke on the internet so I'll let you read this lame one lol. You've probably heard it before haha^^

    Oh, here's a really hilarious video:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tpCRBgs-LE    Reply
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  • AnimeDog 0 AnimeDog: )Reply
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  • SilenceBreaker 15 SilenceBreakerBWHAHA!!

    I cried I laughed so muchxD

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=3464524&id=251919002466    Reply
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  • SilenceBreaker 15 SilenceBreakerOh and btw I forgot to add something in the link, so I posted it at about 11:50 So I was on time incase you didn't know. I'm really sorry.Reply
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