They'll march in army's
groups of 25
in their top hats
doing the jive

Now these thing
are no joke at all
with just one sight
you will surely call

"Oh save me dear lord
these tomatos will eat me
They'll chew me, and spew me
and most likely beat me"

They you will run
just to fall in their trap
these blood-thirsty tomatos
will trap you like rats

so make spagetti sause salsa and salad
while you still can
or the tables will turn
and they'll fry YOU in the pan.