10 new ways to make parents mad!

1.roll on the ground yelling im a worm im a worm!
2.eat paper
3.yell OMG a zombie while driving past a grave yard
4.say mum i think those pants REALLY make ur butt look big!
5.when u chew gum sound like a cow
6.yell i see the light when u get a cut
7.when ur parents r trying to talk to u say shut up i have bills to pay let me work!!
8.yell at cat say awwww what a cute puppy and vice verca for a puppy
9.chew on plastic water bottles
10.pinch parents face and say awww whos a cute little baby and to babys say go get a job u lazy lump!!!