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Tormund

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3rd Jul 2011 11:58

15 years, 1 month & 1 day ago

2nd Mar 2010 15:12

16 years, 5 months & 2 days ago

female comebacks

24th May 2009 18:38

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

A Real Boyfriend

24th May 2009 18:36

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

Emotional test. Dont Cheat!

24th May 2009 18:32

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

Test your lips

24th May 2009 12:10

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

"Girls dont realize these things''

24th May 2009 12:07

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

"1 scary way to break up"

14th May 2009 17:44

17 years, 2 months & 21 days ago

True

14th May 2009 17:42

17 years, 2 months & 21 days ago

10 signs you love someone

12th May 2009 20:51

17 years, 2 months & 23 days ago

Tormund 6 Comments

female comebacks

17 years, 2 months & 11 days ago

24th May 2009 18:38

female comebacks - I read this and found most of them hilarious.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
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Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
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Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
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Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
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Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
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Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
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Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today
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Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
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Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
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If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
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If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity.
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CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"
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DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"