I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... > > >> > > > >> >she thought they should call "M&Ms" "W&W" > > >> > > > >> >she called me to get my phone number. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she spent 20 minutes looking at the > > >> >orange juice box because it said "concentrate." > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she put lipstick on her forehead > > >> >because she wanted to "make up" her mind. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > >> > > > >> > > ; > >> >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tried to drown a fish. > > >> > > > >> > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a refund. > > >> > > > >> >she got locked in a grocery store and > > >> >starved to death. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she took a ruler to the bed to see > > >> >how long she slept. > > >> > > > >> > > > &g t;> >she asked for a price check at > > >> >the Dollar Store. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she studied for a blood test. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > >> > > > >> >She got hit by a parked car
> > >> >when she heard that 90% of all crimes > > >> occur around the home, > > >> >she moved. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she missed the 44 bus, she took > > >> >the 22 bus twice instead. > > >> > > > >> > > > >> >when she took you to the airport and > > >> >saw a sign that said "Airport Left" > > >> >she turned around and went home > > >> >------------------------------------------------------------- > > >> >Now send this to at least 5 people and see how many people get a laugh out of this
i am a blonde and this is funny
116 years, 9 months & 18 days ago 18th Oct 2009 14:42
Ha ha! Lol! Im a blonde but i am not offended! Its a joke and being blonde doesnt meen that you are dumb!
116 years, 10 months & 11 days ago 24th Sep 2009 01:09
OMG!! That was hilarious!! I'm a blonde and i do admit sometimes i have blonde moments but that was way worse!!! lol!! and just to let you know i NEVER would do any of that stuff!!
117 years & 19 days ago 17th Jul 2009 11:09
I must admit that is hilarious. But I'm blonde ha. So I laugh at myself, becasue I've done this & so much more.
117 years & 23 days ago 13th Jul 2009 21:21
Haha!!!
117 years, 1 month & 19 days ago 16th Jun 2009 15:22
lol
117 years, 1 month & 20 days ago 15th Jun 2009 15:20
lol
117 years, 2 months & 25 days ago 11th May 2009 16:17
lol Im blonde!
117 years, 2 months & 27 days ago 9th May 2009 16:10