Here it goes:
Q. Feed me and I Live
Give me Drink and I Die
A.I am fire
Q. A man walks into a bar. What does he say?
A. Owwww!! (He walked INTO a bar)
Q. What comes next in this sequence?

1
3
4
7
11
A. 18, you simply have to add the previous 2 terms to get the next one.
Q.What goes round the house and in the house but never touches the house?
A.The sun
Q.What goes round and round the wood but never goes into the wood?
A.The bark of tree
Q.What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel on Valentine's Day?
A.I'm nuts about you!
Q.What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A.Hogs and kisses.
Q.Why did the cannibal break up with his Valentine?
A.She didn't suit his taste!
Q.What always ends everything?
A.The letter "g."
Q.What is the second most used letter in the English language? Hint: it is also the first letter of the most used word in the English language.
A.The letter "T."
Q.What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
A.You can't tuna fish.
Q.Why do your uncles, aunts, and cousins depend on you?
A.Without U, they would not exist.(U in uncle ,aunt and cousin)
Q.What has a neck, but no head?
A.A bottle.

I think they were OK riddles ,if you like it or not comment wat u thinkthanks lol