You are most definitely a Redneck if... You consider Possum to be "the other white meat." You brought your fishing tackle when you visited Sea World.." You've ever given ammunition as a Christmas stocking stuffer.." You believe Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.." You own one car that is mobile and five cars that ain't. You've ever parked your Camaro in a tree.. You like to brag about having learned to shoot before learning to walk.. You use a rope ladder when you get out of your truck.. Truckers tell your wife and children to mind their language.. You've ever named a child after a dog, not the other way around..