Mine:I jumped on a pickle because im sexy and i do what i want.LOL
My moms:I danced with a gangster because big bird told me to and hes my leader.
My sisters:I ran over a ninja because im crazy.
My dads:I had lunch with your mom because I'm cool like that.
My dogs:I smelled Chuck Norris because I can't control myself!
My fish:I jumped on a pickle because i cant control myself.