*94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
*Only apply mascara to your top lashes
*It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
*89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
*Chocolate will make you feel better! (does that even need to be stated?)
*Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
*A good friend never judges.
*Boys aren't worth your tears
*More boys than girls are going to look at this bulletin
*We ALL love surprises!!
*Now.... make a wish!
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
***********
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
***********
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
***
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
***********
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
*
**
** *
****
*****
******
*******
********
*********
**********
***********
***********
**********
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
***
**
* Congratulations!!
Your wish has just been received
So...
Post this on your blog and your wish will be granted
-----------------------
Please Try not To Cry
Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school.
He told his friends that it was cool,
And when he pulled the trigger back,
It shot with a great, huge crack.
Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!
When I went to school that day,
I never said good-bye.
I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.
When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,
And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.
Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.
And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best
Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest
Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,
And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass
Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.
I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.
Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,
But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest
When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could
Please listen to me if you would,
I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.
But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I have to cancel the date.
I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true
And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, re-post as "Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Here are some translated words for people who do not know them. Please post if I forgot any! If you would like to make a blog with this please put this somewhere in it: Original Slang blog made by cookiedoe
LE ~ Limited Edition R/N ~ Real Named W/N ~ Well Named O/N ~ Okay Named B/N ~ Bad Named RC ~ Random Chat ReC ~ Restricted Chat PC ~ Price Check IRTRNTS ~ I reserve the right not to sell TC ~ Trading Card Cossie ~ Costume MP ~ Marapoints BP ~ Baspinar Points RP ~ Restocking Points Siggy ~ Signiture Blue Stars ~ Administrators Mods ~ Moderators Charries ~ Characters Screenies ~ Screenshots Boost/Poke/Up ~ Posted on a topic to keep it alive and at the top AU ~ Account Upgrades MM ~ Maramail Avvies ~ Avatars FS ~ Fashion Show UFT ~ Up for Trade NFT ~ Never for Trade K ~ Thousand (Ex. 100k) M/Mill ~ Million (Ex. 10m) HQ ~ High Quality VHQ ~ Very High Quality GQ ~ Good Quality BQ ~ Bad Quality LA ~ Live Auction Lyt ~ Layout Newb ~ Newbie GL ~ Goodluck Lvl ~ Level SS ~ Shop Search UB ~ Unbuyable from Shop Search Ench. ~ Enchanted DC ~ Dukka Coin MST ~ Maradan Standard Time Nty ~ No thankyou DP ~ Double Post TP ~ Triple Post
A boy and a girl are on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow Down! I'm scared! Boy: No, THis is fun! Girl: No it's not! Its scary. Boy: THen tell me you love me. Girl: Fine, I love you. Boy: Now give me a hug. *She hugs him* Boy: Now can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? Its bugging me. Girl: Ok now will you slow down? Boy: I love you More than anything. Girl: I love you too But slow down PLEASE! Boy: I can't. (In the news the next day) A motorcycle Has crashed into a building because of abrake failure. Two were on it, but onle one survived. The truth is: Halfway down the road, he realized that his brakes went out, but he didn't want her to panic. Instead, he told her that he loved her and felt her embrace one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would make it event hough it meant that he would die.
female comebacks - I read this and found some of them funny.
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. .... ... .. . Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. . .. ... .... Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. .... ... .. . Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. .... ... .. . Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. . .. ... .... Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. .... ... .. . Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. . .. ... .... Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today .... ... .. . Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? . .. ... .... Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. .... ... .. . Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together . .. ... .... If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this.... .... ... .. . If you don't resend this then your love life will be [[doomed]] for eternity. . .. ... .... CHICKS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" .... ... .. . DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen
