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1. Follow them around the house everywhere... 2. Moo when they say your name... 3. Run into walls... 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion... 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine... 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"... 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I???m a retard"... 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time... 9. In public yell, "No ____, I will not make out with you!!"... 10. Do what they actually tell you... 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly... 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people... 13. At everything they say yell, Liar... 14. Try to swim in the floor... 15. Tap on their door all night... 16.Pretend to have amnesia... 17.Say everything backwards... 18.Give yourself a swirly... 19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"... 20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear... 21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times... 22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder... 23.Run in circles... 24.Recite a whole movie 3 times... 25.Pretend to beat yourself up... 26.Slither everywhere... 27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement... 28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way... 29.Super glue your finger up your nose... 30.Talk to a pen... 31.Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe... 32.Try and climb the wall... 33.Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly... 34.Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn... 35.Put pegs on your nose and eyes... 36.Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"... 37.Eat your hair... 38.Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal... 39.Eat anything obviously not edible... 40.Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house... 41.When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...< 42.Try to snorkel in your fish tank...
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'
----------- A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'
'Yes,' the class said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.' ------------------ The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.' ---------------
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white,Mom?'
Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?' ---------------
