Here are some of my fave quotes:
"A true friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting beside you and saying that was so damn fun!"
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"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired."
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"If you ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer."
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"To the whole world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
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"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."
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"If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect so why practice?"
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"Smile... It confuses people."
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"Don't cry for anyone who won't cry for you."
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"A life? Cool, where can I download one of those?"
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"Trust takes years to build, but only moments to shatter."
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"If at first you don't succeed, then failure must be your thing."
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"I hear voices and they don't like you."
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"After all is said and done, more is said than done."
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"Eat right, exersize reguarly, die anyway"
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"Being best friends means killing each other over a bag of chips and in the end not saying sorry, but "Ha ha loser!"
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