If you make a topic,
about...
Oh say...

"My grandfather is sick and is gonna die"
You wouldn't be on the computer. Now would you?
No....
You would be there, with your family.

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So do us a favor, don't post to get pity.
Don't post to seek attention.
Your wasting other people's time.

And certainly filling up the forums with useless things. That more likely than not, aren't even true.