0lifelightand when I wake up in her bed I tell that bytch to give me head
my favorite part of it is
'girl, you know me I'm O.G. You and me. We can be. Lovers to the very end. (FUHCK THAT)'
hahaha davids a badass
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haha fuhck that!!
lovliness.
I bet that's what over half the guys think when they tell their gfs that. 😆
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you one of them?
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lmao youd like that wouldn't you?
no david, your B.O.
lol yee-ahhh, youd know better than any of us [:
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yeah he would..its dirty talk he gets 'happy' lmao
true, so very true.
so would i
0smartdevillmao youd like that wouldn't you?
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Maybe.. : )
no david, your B.O.
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Oh gee thanks, how you know anyways? Stalkiee stalking the stalker?
lol yee-ahhh, youd know better than any of us [:
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not true, I'd never. That's carly.
yeah he would..its dirty talk he gets 'happy' lmao
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Carly, you think about my happy time too often.. lol
0noodlehead458She always callin,
Blowin' up my instant messenger.
Its getting hot in here,
I'm turning off the temperature.
This club is crawling with exotic stripper leopard skirts.
They gots me feeling like I'm never having sex with her.
I WILL FU.CK YOU.
I DON'T WANNA FU.CK YOU,
WHERE I TOOK YOU.
(you sound so innocent)
I WILL SUCK YOU.
YOU GOT ME FEELING SO ALIVE
I WILL FU.CK YOU,
IN THE SKY!
^Haha I like hofasho too^
Oh gee thanks, how you know anyways? Stalkiee stalking the stalker?
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hahahahah possibly (;
not true, I'd never. That's carly.
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stop making up lame excuses
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0noodlehead458haha fuhck that!!
lovliness.
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best lyrics EVER
yeah he would..its dirty talk he gets 'happy' lmao
true, so very true.
so would i
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hahah that's true
soo then I guess were both stalking him???
Yes, yes you would darlinnn
0noodlehead458You couldn't pay me to touch that chaunch burger
My excuses are nottt lame. 😆
And Yall should both stalk me, yesss.
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WHAT THE FU CK IS A CHAUNCH BURGER!
Whatever gets ya through the day(;
Hmmm I dunno...
0lifelightWHAT THE FU CK IS A CHAUNCH BURGER!
Whatever gets ya through the day(;
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i was going to ask the same thing
fluffy pillows!!!!!
And Yall should both stalk me, yesss.
😆
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you'd like that wouldnt you?
0noodlehead458i was going to ask the same thing
fluffy pillows!!!!!
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I know what a chaunch is, just not a chaunch burger, although I think I have a pretty good idea...
then what gets ya through the night?
0lifelightI know what a chaunch is, just not a chaunch burger, although I think I have a pretty good idea...
then what gets ya through the night?
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i dont. you should tell me.
sheela....JK...
YOU.
0noodlehead458I know what a chaunch is, just not a chaunch burger, although I think I have a pretty good idea...
then what gets ya through the night?
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i dont. you should tell me.
sheela....JK...
YOU.
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hmmm I dunno if I should....
That's a scary thought!!
Ohh really??? I thought you were gonna say those Victorias secret hoes!!
Buuuut that's great!!!
0dogzbfflolzz nahhh sheela ur job is to stalk to mehhh and some other people and to always hit on that old lady clerk that works at target with saggy bo?obs 😆
0lifelightSHEELAS
CHATTURBATING!!!
urbandictionsry is fun lmao
lolzz nahhh sheela ur job is to stalk to mehhh and some other people and to always hit on that old lady clerk that works at target with saggy bo?obs 😆
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i do that
haha noooo david is my fu.cking stalker dammit!!!
there I said it David...
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the truth comes out! = 0