Fuzzy pink bunnies are only cute so they can come close to you with their guns and kill you. It's true, I read it in People magazine.
0 wolflover11213K NEW UPDATE.
DA FUZZY PINK BUNNIEZ R MIGRATING. THERE'S LOTS OF PINK BUNNIEZ IN THE AREAS OF TEXAS, FLORIDA, SOUTH CAROLINA, AAAAAAND IDAHO. IF U LIV IN IDAHO, TRY STUNNING THEM BY THROWING POTATOES AT THEIR HEADS. 0 wolflover11213Well, it's more of "spreading out" than "migrating..." but still. 😆
11 CommotionNEW UPDATE:
I have just seen two pink ones and one which appeared to be purple with green spots, in my neighborhood. They spread everywhere! The purple spotted one had a very long foam hammer. Be aware, they could kill.
Panic begins now.
Have a nice day. (: 11 CommotionThree more people have died because of the purple spotted bunny which the world has nicknamed 'The Doomsday Bunny.'
Be on the lookout and if you see one, run to the nearest house and call your local animal control center. 0 wolflover11213UPDATE:
K, there has been another new bunny roaming the streets of the worrrrrld! D: It's blue with red ears. Just looking at it could be fatal. If you come across one, turn back and run/drive to the nearest emergency room to seek treatment.
Treatment consists of-
*20 vaccines
*CAT scan
*MRI
*Tons of tests and what not
*Lots of other painful stuff
Thank you for your time, and goodluck. 11 CommotionUPDATE:
The fatal bunny has killed more than half of the world population. You must seek treatment after you have set eyes on it, if you don't, you will die in 12 hours.
The Doomsday Bunny is also turning more powerful. The cause is yet unknown.
Thank you. Good luck. (: 0 wolflover11213Update:
There's, of course, a new bunny. The invisible bunny. You'll never see it. Never. But if you find your mailbox filled with pictures... don't look at them. Burn them and move out of state. 11 CommotionUpdate:
I have just heard the bunnies have spread worldwide & all bites are now contagious. If you are bit, please stay in your home and contact SWAT for immediate treatment. 0 wolflover11213Update:
The world has gone mad, and we're all gonna die. OH MY- AHH, A BUNNY! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME! .....*growls* 11 CommotionUpdate:
OH NO! Carleigh has just been bit! Everyone may now panic and COME HELP M- AHHH!
-sound of someone dropping a microphone & camrea- 0 wolflover11213*hops away and bites the next passerby* 11 CommotionHehehe, we finished the newscast. (: 0 wolflover11213We're pathetic people. 😆 11 CommotionMajorly!
0 TheBluPyroUpdate:
The cure for Fuzzy pink bunny disease has be found it is taco cheese 0 wolflover11213LOLOLOL NO SILLY, THE HUMAN RACE WAS DESTROYED ALREADY. 0 TheBluPyroFINE WE ARE TOO LATE AND DEAD CEPT MEEEEEEEEEE 0 wolflover11213/kills you
0 KrystalKlearEmmax-D i am laughing so hard! 0 jodiegordon2The most important thing to remember is:
SPONGEBOB IS ALIVE!!
