The Blonde Test. How blonde are you?
Don't cheat.

1. If a woman lives in a single story house, and absolutely everything is pink, the walls, the floor, and the furniture, then what color will the stairs be?

2. If a rooster lays an egg, and it rolls down two flights of twelve stairs, how many stairs has it rolled down in total?

3. Jack's mother had three children, Snap, Crackle, and who?

4. Two trains are driving on the same track. They are heading towards eachother. The track is on the border of South Africa and Zimbabwe. When the trains crash, which side will they bury the survivors, South Africa, or Zimbabwe?

5. If a pink house is made of pink bricks, a yellow house of yellow bricks, and a blue house of blue bricks, then what is greenhouse made of?

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Answers:

1. You probably said pink, but if you were smart you'd know single story houses don't have stairs!

2. If you went to preschool you'd know that roosters don't lay eggs.

3. You might have said Pop, but Jacks mother only has 3 children, so her third child would obviously be Jack... think about it.

4. Where I come from, they don't usually bury survivors.

5. Green houses are made of glass, not green bricks. Duh.